Page 18 HIGH GEAR 'ULY 1981

Ears On Wheels

BY JEANNETTE (LONDON) This is coming to you by overseas airmail as I prepare for the social event of the year, the wedding of Lady Di and Prince Charles. Last month was so busy that my wheels fell off and I couldn't replace them in time for printing. My apologies to all my fans. I hope this month's dirt makes up for last month's missing column.

Bob and Roger, what ever is so interesting at The Blue Bijou? You two are the last people I'd ever expect to find there...I hear that Larry and Jimmy are still looking long and hard for a licensed director. Is this for your

bridge club, or are you two in need of a sex therapist?...Well, Russ, is it true that you're into stiffs, or were you just looking at

the gravemarkers?... It's said that Charlle T. is great at parallel parking. I just wonder how he sees through steamy windows...People are still talking about Rob's fight. Most of us thought down!! Steve L.M., those Uniyou were a lover-w h at a letted stewardesses are soon going to miss the whistle of "It's Love" on the flights from Chicago. But, tell the truth now, who is it? Anyway, welcome back to Cleveland. Maxxine, just where did you get those earrings? They're just darling! And where, oh where, nas my favorite red-headed member of Our Lady of the Silver Brooch been lately? If anyone knows, please tell me...Me I, how's the diet coming along? truly hope you lose... Those Sunday volleyball players are just exciting. I love oogling all those sweaty bodies. And rumor has it that Jim and Bill are expanding their ball fetish to include bowling teams. Tell all the details, I just love ball sports...What happens when Son of Flubber meets the Thin Man? Just ask Cathy C. and Jamie W...Dlana S., just what fun are you? Swearing me to secrecy about all that dirt you told me. Shame, shame! Just how can I ever get juicy copy that way?...Big Mama, what, or is it who, is so interesting at the bookstore? ...Dottle D., why, oh why, did you give up all those beautiful things? Have you fallen in love, or did a glimmering "star" beam into your life?...

I hear that Candyman is having quite a time since his return from vacation. People are telling me that you're forever singing. "Torn Between Two Lovers." What's the story?...Miz. D., do you know. about the security guard? Or is it "Art" for art's sake? Isis and Jennifer, remember that one of you will eventually win...D a n M., where did you meet the man in the Calvin Klein's? Or, is it just coincidence that your m a i l is. being forwarded to Elyria? I'm so jealous, I could just faint...Shellle, my love, where did you go when you were "lost" in New York? I seem to remember one trip to New York where both of us got lost in a movie house. Do tellyour mother is waiting...Randy, tell me what is so interesting about the Kentucky Derby? I' never knew you were into "horses." Mary Maude, your sister is just beaming since the tear-

pleasant...Doug and Dave, those cowboy hats are too much. You look just like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, but who is who?

Bambl, I hear you've finally come out of mourning since the death of the Shah. I'm glad, faggooch never looked good in a!! black. Why, of all places, do Keys and Sumner Trucking have "Playboy" pinball machines? What is so exciting about pizza? Please tell me, Calvin-I'm always looking for new "toys." What happens when a bartender from one city meets a bar owner from another? We find out that the "A" stands for more than "ATTITUDE." Lilly, thank God y o u found those yellow pages. I was forever worried that some gorgeous man would call me-God knows, I've never been that unfortunate, but there is always a first time...Stouffer's lobby has had quite an earful lately. I hear Randy had an interesting night there not too long ago. Just what could you do in a public lobby. or ence? Does anyone know where are you kicky in front of an audithe expression, "even steel bends In heat," originates? David, how did those teeth marks get in my clogs? If you were that hungry I would have fed you... Is there a new three-way developing. or have John, Rich, and Don, coincidentally, had their hair styled in the same way?...Why is Ray celebrating Bastille Day?

Earl, how did you drive from Warren with all that seat action? Are you sure you weren't

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involved in some small (so I hear) way? Tegan, what is so interesting about Pepper Pike?...Things are said that Poodles is returning to college. Where else would you find a Dean of Student Affairs? Not on the Radio or TV...What a trip-lunching at The Turkey Trot in Cleveland Heights. The diners there are so breath-taking, and such form and design...What wellknown, loud-mouthed gossip columnist was caught slurping the grapes at a wine festival? Three guesses, the first isn't Jeannette ("Please. I'm a lady!"), and the second isn't married to Ozzie... Curt, are y o u doing art work in the library, or just admiring the artworks already there...I'm told that the tallest man in Keys has the best view for cruising-in that case, Del, you certainly are lucky. (has anyone ever told you that you have a fuzzy navel?)

Is it true that faggooch, by any other name, are still "chips" off the old block?...Miss Michaels, a new little island the govern just what is "gay country"? Is this,

Miss Gregg is getting some company and plans to be quite patriotic. This must be because of your recent fling to Boston. We are all going to miss Rhoda. E v.en though she popped into town for such a short visit, she left quite an impression on all of us. Hope to see you back here real s o o n. Miss Ray, why are you so lovestruck? Most of your friends have never seen you like this. Just remember, if that full feeling goes away after a Rolaids, it wasn't love-just gas. Arcade Art was not the same without you, David B. So glad you're back in shape and kicking around again.

Miss Jeannette had the pleasure of accompanying those hot Stallions on their annual trip to Cedar Point. I really must tell titled, "A Sequel to Ginger Goes you, though, it should have been To Hollywood: Clyde Anne Goes To Cedar Point!" Everywhere we went there were hot, hot people: the bus out there, the people at

on the freeway, the gas station attendant, oh, I can't continue, the park, the drivers of other cars I'm getting dizzy. But, let me tell you, was it ever an active dayBrian raided the Bath House-he must have thought he was back at West 9th Street! Miss Vince was not the same without her

to oogle that pistol in your pocket on the ride back. Those youngsters who knew what Locker Room is sure took Clyde by surprise. His eyes almost popped out of his head when they asked, "Oh, is that Locker Room? Can we have some?" Talk about starting young, they couldn't have been more than 10 or 11. After that day, I can't wait for next year's Stallions' Day at Cedar Point. I might even buy a pair of leather chaps.

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Memorial Day provided Jeannette with an opportunity to find out a lot about members of dies tried to kill himself by imperGEAR. sonating Jerry Ford in a lawn chair. Jeff W. wanted to become

an acrobat and proved his dexterity, thereof, later in the evening. entertaining with song. Jimmie Dlanne showed off her skill at T. decided to help make the party. a 36 hour affair. Lilly and her gang gave everyone the opportunity to drool at things seldom of the routines from the nightclub act. And, Miss Gregg, you seen in bars. Miss Ray did some once again outdid yourself with the picnic. My thanks.

ment has planned for placing us all on? Well, have I got news for you-they already have an island for us, I believe it's called "Manhattan!" Marty, my ears tingled over your new nick name, "Gideon." Is this because of all "gingersnap." Nelson and Rick prize of a $10.00 gift certificate to

the Bibles you've placed beside the beds and the rate card on the front door, or have you been up to some other devious mischief? Fireworks will be launched in Brecksville this Fourth of July.

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made a special visit from Pittsburgh for the occasion-it was so good seeing them again. Tom and Doug, if you two ever decide to experiment, please give me a call. Bill, Mae would have loved

P.S. The contest from May had no winners-the correct answer was the bathroom floor at Downtown Books And News. So, the

Arcade Art is not awarded. Stay tuned to this column for another contest within the next two issues. See you all next month...

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That sweet caress

brings back memories of

A glistening winter day, A full harvest moon, A loving touch, that first kiss......

To know again that innocent naivete

To understand that two must pass----

and then again, quietly, sweetly.

The first bit of green bursts through the snow and the longing brings back the hope That one day

Two

Shall be one

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